Saturday, November 30, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
You know what, no, this is so stupid. People throw around the pay gap like they know what they’re talking about but it’s a completely unfounded argument. For one, these statistics are from Australia, and it isn’t clear what country they’re for. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are about Australia, because they’re legislation historically hasn’t been very strict. This is probably a good cause in Australia. But, in the United States, this is LITERALLY ILLEGAL. Yet people still use it as an argument. We have the Equal Pay Act of 1963, which makes it AGAINST THE LAW to pay a women less for the same job. Plus, the wage gap can actually be attributed to a lot more than gender. See here :http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2012/05/21/mind-the-malefemale-income-gap-but-dont-exaggerate-it/
I’m all for equality, but don’t spit out misconstrued statistics like they actually mean something, or take them out of context.
Tonights gift is basically the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Sunday, November 24, 2013
THANK FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS // a mix for roasting chestnuts and decorating the tree, for snowball fights and wrapping presents, for tradition and brand new toys, for the best goddamn time of the year [listen] [keep]
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Ok, for all you people who don’t understand the 50th anniversary special and think the doctor’s history was erased…everything that happens still happened. He’s still the last time lord in time and space, the only difference is the time lords are still living, just trapped in a moment of space and time. and the argument could be made that only 11 knows that the time lords are still alive, because the war doctor made that comment that he would forget they actually saved them. the only reason 11 remembers and knows they saved the time lords is that tom baker told him they did. 10 still either thinks they’re dead or isn’t sure if they’re dead or alive. Plus, everything in the previous seasons happened because it HAD to happen. the war doctor had to see what he was to become in the future, and it had to lead to him meeting 10 and 11, and the only way that could happen is if the events of the previous seasons really happened. nothing in the past changes.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
…I can’t have sex with guys who wear condoms because condoms bunch up and shit and cause me more pain than I already experience almost every time I have sex.
Seems really ignorant to assume that men can’t wear condoms sometimes. Maybe he can’t wear the one you’re offering.
Ask, then compromise. Don’t assume he’s a fucking liar.
Fun fact: I know health teachers and shit love to tell girls “Hurr durr if a guy says a condom doesn’t fit HE’S LYING A HERP DERP DERP” (God knows mine did, and it makes me wonder if a male sex ed teacher who gave equivalent advice about women wouldn’t be fired for incompetence” but condoms actually make their shit in sizes because -surprise surprise! - different sizes fit different people.
You might want to brush up on your high school physical science and revisit the concept of “elasticity”, which in this context would mean “Even though it can stretch really far, a condom will try to return to its original size and shape” which in this context also means “If your boyfriend wears a condom too small, it’s going to constrict tightly around his dick and be extremely fucking uncomfortable.”
But hahaha! The only reason a man would say “That condom doesn’t fit me” is because he’s just like, totally obsessed about having sex without a condom, amirite (god knows I’d totally love to risk child support for 18 years because I have absolutely no reproductive rights after conception.) Just laugh at him and shame him into wearing it anyway! It’s not like “humiliating someone so they have painful sex with you” is something that would be seen as extremely fucking creepy if the genders were reversed.
fucking thank you
Thursday, October 17, 2013
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
it was not a good idea to watch the wedding episode of bones at this time…
Monday, October 14, 2013
Everyday on tumblr
One of my personal favorite posts
This has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.